Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro. Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow. Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier? Do your balls hang low?

OK, too much information. Jason, don't ever do that. I don't want to know.

Ahem. In Jason news, some idiot went to his myspace and put in a comment with an embedded file that distorted his songs, but we bumped his comment to the second page, because some ugliness just needs to get bumped to the second page.

Sky, you have the funniest emoticons! That was about my reaction too! I have no clue what causes that I do not want to ask hubby

Abrahammy your song is perfect! I think he can do all those things with his

Too bad there are jerks like that that try to ruin things on fan boards I wish they would get a real life!

I've missed you guys!

So "they" hung down to his knees huh?????

Jason, self-promoter of no little talent, has just come up with his own private little reality show to keep his fan base happy. He's do a video blog each Tuesday and posting it on Youtube.

Looks to me like he's simulating the Performance Day pattern on AI, except there's no danger of him being voted off. He can keep this going indefinitely. Oh, and just to make it that much savvier, he's referring to it as "date night."

OK, he's going to have his fans indefinitely behaving like that, whether he gets an album out fast or not.

FC! OMG!!!!!!!

Abrahammy, I bet when you started this thread you never knew it would be so colorful!

Garsh, when you said they hung down to his knees, I was really hoping you meant his dreadlocks.

Sounds like Jason has taken the bull by the horns and knows how to hold onto his fans.

Abrahammy, I meant to ask you. Are you in that picture with Jason? If so, which one is you?

Yes Abrahammy is in the pic with Jason! I wonder if you can guess which one? Here's a hint - she looks about 15

Good for Jason! I wish him the best!

I'm perched almost at his shoulder, grinning like an idiot.

This is Jason's thread. Please do not put any testicles in this thread unless they belong to Jason.



Good luck getting those.

You are too funny! That's exactly why I moved that discussion to chit chat. This is Jason's thread.

Wait. Are you the redhead? If you are, you don't look 15...you look 12.

Awesome. I'd be grinning like an idiot too. He makes ya grin.

Yes, she does look 12! I was shocked! The girl in that photo does not look like she would be so deep and philosophical as we know our Abrahammy to be

Yeah. If I hadn't met her here first and knew that she had a big huge brain, I would have challenged her to a game of hopscotch.

I'm surprised Jason didn't whisk her off and beg her to leave her husband and marry him.

Yeah, but she has those pesky kids! They always get in the way of us running off with our fantasy men!! You single carefree gals have all the fun! So, have you caught up with Jared yet??

Darn those pesky kids! I suppose Abrahammy has too many of those things called morals. They get in the way, don't they?

I'm working on the Jared thing. Give me some time. I'm going to the gym so I'll have the stamina to catch him when I can.

Abrahammy, I wish you lived out here so we could go squee at a Jason show together.

I am not the pretty young redhead who is standing up, almost directly over Jason's head. I am the longhaired, brunette matron in blue sitting just to her right, under the lady in red, to the left of the large woman on the cell phone. I have glasses.

Here, I'll try to enlarge it.

Matron???? I think not. I knew which one was you, and you look young!