Artichokes
How to make cooking an artichoke faster, and later, How to Eat an Artichoke, for those poor souls who have no clue:
For the artichoke, cut the stem about 3/4 of an inch from the base of the choke.
Peel off and discard all the little leaves on the steam, and about three layers of leaves up from there on the outside.
With a strong knife (I use a serrated long bread knife for this, rather than a chef's knife, but any knife will do if you find it easier): cut off the top of the artichoke, all the way down to half way through the bottom most leaves (so you have a very squat artichoke).
Many recipes say to be sure to cook it stem down. I can't see that it makes any difference, and it goes naturally the other way in the water, with the stem up.
So....put enough water in a pot so you can ignore it for a half an hour and not worry about burning the house down (like enough to mostly cover the artichoke, whichever way it is aimed).
I do not put salt in the water (salted water seems to toughen the artichoke).
Put a lid on the pot. Boil the artichoke until you can easily pull out one of the middle level leaves with a tong. (30 mins).
Turn off the heat.
Drain the water.
Dump the artichoke on a plate (it is too hot to touch, and you will just pull leaves out if you try to get it out any way other than dumping it on a plate).
Meanwhile...make some sauce or dip.
How to eat an artichoke:
With your hands, you pull off each leaf, and dip the base in sauce, and scrape just the bottom of the leaf against your lower teeth.
Once you get down to the red topped inner leaves, you pull them out in clumps.
Then you use a spoon to scrape out the fibers on top of the artichoke heart.
Cut up what is left (the artichoke heart), and use a fork to dip the pieces in the sauce.
I count it as low calorie because you have to do all the work of pulling the leaves and scraping them on your teeth.