OK, this is where I go first, right?

Hi, my name's Frankie (aka Becky, aka Bogart, aka viciouscircle, aka queequeg aka HarperP...I think that's all of them) and I think I've only met austin and Frazz. I've certainly spent enough time in hotel room beds with the pair of them. I'm 33, but I act like a 12 year old, so there's that. I currently am a cocktail waitress in the most FABULOUS gay bar in Dallas, but am beginning my new job as the assistant manager to an adorable B&B in McKinney on MONDAY. All sorts of excited about that.

Started out with this board community stuff on TWOP, from there to GS, from there to the BB and from there to a small board I run with Kristina from the BB with another 20 or so displaced peeps. Also, as austin can attest to, am still all sorts of enamoured of The Greek. This is not to say I'm not aware of who he is exactly. I'm not deluded, I'm just a masocist. Plus, there's never a dull moment.

No kids and no hubby here either (SHOCKER!), but my real life BFF has her own show on HGTV, does that count?

What else...? Um, I watch an obscene amount of tv, I make jewlery and purses in my spare time, I like seedy dive bars and gay men, I have spent over a decade in the hospitality industry so I am a people pleaser who wants everyone to like her (case in point...I'm still friends with Angie, I can't help it!), and I have hippie parents who are pretty much the most awesome people EVER.

So, that's me. *curtsies*

Hi Frankie Pants! Welcome

Well you certainly sound like you lead an interesting life! Congrats on the new job. I hope it all works out great for you.

I have watched several shows on HGTV. Which one is your BFF's?

I do not like the greek one anymore but don't hold that against me.

So, tell me about Frazz and Austin in hotel beds!!

(just kidding)

It's FRANKIE!!!!

Welcome, pull up a beer and a cig with your fellow degenerate.

Oh Frankie, I forgot to mention that I just started making jewelry. Be sure to post in the craft thread. I may need some pointers!

Welcome baby!

Frankie is all kinds of awesome. However, when you share a hotel room with her, she WILL get you on the 2nd leg of the flight with her so you can start the weekend early; she WILL yell at you for taking too long to get ready (even in NY where you're supposed to be fancy); she WILL order chicken wings at 3 AM and then refuse to open the door for room service when they arrive; she WILL cry when, inevitably, her flights get f'd up; she WILL try to pick up older Jewish men; she WILL let you borrow her new H & M top to wear to a show : ) ; she WILL forget her item to be autographed and have to leave you in the cab while she runs back into the hotel; she WILL say the dirtiest things imaginable in said cab while non-English speaking cabbie probably still understands what's being said.

And she goes crazy over proscuitto, mozzarella, and aioli sandwiches. Crazy.

I love her very much.

I would tell you all about the pleasures of the times I was in bed with Frankie in multiple cities across the USA...but I can'r remember them.

I do distinctly remember Frankie and Austin being in bed in the room next to mine. Such gentle sounds of nuzzling and snoring.

No wait, that was me snoring.

Ha! What you might not remember is that we slept a grand total of 1 1/2 hours that night! On the pull-out couch.

That was the night we had Fictionwriter in the room with us until 6:00 am, (until we had to throw her out, (gently), because we needed to get that hour and a half sleep in). I miss her.

if my avi shows up anywhere else on the internet, I. will. cut. you.

Shit, you're pretty on top of being young and cool. SO.NOT.FAIR.

I never saw any of those shows. I will have to check them out.

I started making jewelry for pretty much the same reason. Cheap that is. I don't drink beer. Wine is much better!

Oh please don't say "I'll cut you" brings back bad cyber memories.

BWAH! You said that as I was changing it. I figure there are enough pics of him in avis on message boards. Also, not that pretty, austin's just that good a photographer.

Wine makes me sleepy, which is why I steer clear of it. Pot too. I'd make the worst pothead ever.

I forgot where I got the cut you thingie from! My bad! Dear Lord, good times, eh?

No problem. Yes, there were some good times. Wine does make me a bit sleepy. Pot? Me? What? Long time ago

OK, if the Greek One ever comes anywhere near the Metroplex again, I am meeting up with both of you and getting you at least three rounds of drinks. This sounds like an epic event that must not be missed.

I missed the avi! You are adorable and you know it. Did I even SEE that pic? Other than in the camera? I can't even believe we took the picture.