Former Reality Show Contestants

Um, is he thinning on top?

Maybe thinning a little, but still appears to have plently of hair...and plenty of spray on tan. And plenty of double chin! Hee!

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Um, is he thinning on top?

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Yep. Good thing he's working on the acting, because his looks are definitely going. It will be hysterical if he ends up becoming a truly respectable entertainer because the sex symbol thing just does not work anymore.

OK, so I know. I can't stand him and I've been raving about how he doesn't look good anymore and blah blah blah but...HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! That's just...that's just...I can't even form thoughts! The pretty? Oh honey, it is GONE.

I think I've shared my theory here that if someone is a bad person, even if they were really good-looking, the ugliness comes to the surface. My theory holds. I think I told you that I had a friend who was beautiful and her face got so misshapen within a few years, you could hardly recognize her. This reminds me of that.

Wow. Just...WOW! You're right, Abrahammy. He'd better take some classes and start taking himself seriously, because even he has to look at these pictures and be mortified. At least he bleached his teeth. It offsets nicely with his orange skin.

Something positive? The first picture is the first I've ever seen where he's not eyefucking. I think he may do it to disguise that weird thing he has going on with his left eye. It's freakin' me out.

Um, What Happened to his hair? it used to be pretty.

I also hated his hair last night (I have similar hair in that it has a complete mind of its own and going outside is usually the worst thing for it, (although mine is much curlier)). Once he got into the theater, someone should have grabbed him and done SOMETHING with it. Being the first presenter was probably not a good thing in this case.

I think someone attacked it haphazardly with a flat iron and too much (or the wrong kind of product) which completely screwed with the sometimes nice texture.

However, I think he looked better the night before at some other Emmy thing:

Yeah, hard to believe that is the same head of hair from one night to the next

While I agree he looks nowhere near as good as he looked on AI, I don't really think he is ugly now. He has some good moments and angles. But it is hard to believe how he went from so beautiful on "Black Weds." to last night Must have been some hard living the past two years.

Abrahammy, I am bringing this quote from you at The Clack House here:

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Constantine enters Mediabase at 163 with Everybody Loves, Everybody Cries.

Is this the first single?? I thought it would be GLY? I like GLY so much more and I think that would have made a better lead single. It's so catchy. Not that ELEC isn't catchy, just for me anyway, not as much so. Please keep us posted on how it does. It should be interesting to see what happens.

He basically needs to stay away from the damn flat iron. I think that was the hair problem. It makes his hair look lifeless. I'd tell him about it, but I don't want to be called a whore.

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I'd tell him about it, but I don't want to be called a whore.

Did he call you a whore before?

Or is that what he calls people who mention his hair? I read at Rawkhands that he said he "didn't give a fuck about his hair" (his words) Not such a good attitude for a man who wants to be in front of the camera for a living

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Not such a good attitude for a man who wants to be in front of the camera for a living Rolling Eyes

FC, that's been my point. This is how his fanbase dwindled down to practically nothing. This is how he wound up doing his own album with no backing. Because he consistently gives off "I don't give a fuck".

If a die-hard fan says something he doesn't like, the way he expresses himself is to yes, call her a whore or fat or some other hideous name (or call her son a retard). I'm not talking about women who hate him. I'm talking about DIE-HARD fans or fans who became friends and helped him out. He. Doesn't. Care. About anything or anyone.

Except maybe if he thinks you're hot and he can screw you.

You're right. That's not the best attitude for someone who's career depends on his fans.

No, FC, he's never called me a whore! I'd kick his ass if he did. I was just kidding based on his past history. He called someone a bitter whore after she was annoyed at his Halloween costume (I found that whole thing, so bizarre.)

I'm so glad I've kinda stepped away from all that stuff and craziness. I hope.
HOWEVER, there is a chance that we will be in NY the week his CD drops for a family event, and if it's not the same night, I would probably go to the CD release party they're probably going to have. I really want to see Jim again and the other guys (they were so cool to us when they were in Austin for SXSW), so I would probably go.

Oh yes, I remember hearing about "BitterWhoreGate"! Glad you were not personally on the receiving end of one of his nasty moments.

I hope you get to go to the release party. I am sure it will be fun! Have a great time in NYC! I was only there once and that city made me loony!! But I know many people love all that hustle and bustle and crazy traffic!

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Um, What Happened to his hair? it used to be pretty.

austin wrote:

I also hated his hair last night (I have similar hair in that it has a complete mind of its own and going outside is usually the worst thing for it, (although mine is much curlier)). Once he got into the theater, someone should have grabbed him and done SOMETHING with it. Being the first presenter was probably not a good thing in this case.

I think someone attacked it haphazardly with a flat iron and too much (or the wrong kind of product) which completely screwed with the sometimes nice texture.

However, I think he looked better the night before at some other Emmy thing:

Yes, he looks better here...........but I have to agree with all of you......the sexy guy look is gone..............

OK, I watched "The View" and Mario Cantone always comes on afterwards and does a really funny recap. There's a huge screen that shows pictures behind him.

So, he says, "Can I see a picture of Constantine Maroulis?

They show a picture looking pretty much like the FUG we saw on the previous page here. So Mario says

Constantine, TAKE A SHOWER! You're on a soap, USE SOME! He looks like he just got out of a shelter.

I loves me some Mario.

GE, I know you like Joel on The Soup so you will love his little thing on GB!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqWLSawQ5Do

This is from 6/15.

"You're gonna shine on" OMG. Oh, and that song. :vomits:

I'm sorry, but I couldn't hear him because he had his mouth full of bubble gum.

He's the most unappealing human being on the planet. I hate to keep saying it, but I must have been another person. Someone must have injected me with something. There's just no way I found this man even a little bit attractive or talented on any level.

If I wanna hear "waiting for a girl like you" I'll listen to Foreigner and a guy who can actually sing.

OK, I have to talk about this. I don't know if any of you watch "Celebrity Fit Club" but if you do, I'd like to hear what you have to say about Dustin Diamond. Let me put it this way. I'd rather spend the night with GB than get near this asswipe.

I have never seen or heard someone more annoying than he is. Not one person. I have to keep turning off the TV because I wanna put my fist through it. Harvey, the military guy. Dustin had him spitting and swearing. LITERALLY. There was spit flying from Harvey's mouth. The others had to physically hold him back from ripping Dustin apart and Dustin just kept baiting him, telling Harvey he'd fight him. I'm sure pussy Dustin felt safe with all those people around, because there's no way he would have kept it up if they were alone. Da Brat has promised to get people to F him up. He made fun of one guy's DAUGHTER. He did imitations of the entire cast, making fun of their fears and phobias.

Now, I usually hate violence. I can't watch real fights ever. It makes me sick to watch it. I can't even watch boxing (although I did enjoy watching Holyfield beat the crap outta Rapist Tyson-for that one the girls were screaming louder than the guys where I was) but I would pay CASH MONEY to watch someone beat the shit outta Dustin. Let me just tell you, it is bound to happen in the near future.

GE, I only caught a few episodes of that show. I don't ever watch stuff like that, but I liked Kim Locke when she was on AI2 and I wanted to see how she was doing. She is so pretty. Anyway, Dustin was so HORRIBLE I thought it had to be an act for the show! I mean could anyone really be that obnoxious??!! That much of a rude jerk? I can hardly believe he really is like that. I keep thinking he is going to do some talk show now that the season is over and say he was paid to act that way. If not, his mother must be so proud of the nice gentleman he has become

You know what is sad? When I was young and he was about 12 years old, he had a TV show - no not that Saved By The Bell show. Anyway, he played a young boy with trails and tribulations in school. The show was not a hit at all and didn't last long, but the critics all LOVED Dustin and felt a young star had been born. I remember so well because my mom and I watched the show together and thought he did such a good job. He was nothing like his Screech character. After that I felt so bad for him that all he ever became was "Screech". This young actor with so much promise. So watching those few episodes of CFC and seeing what a total ass he has become just made me sad. I wondered if it was because he was so bitter of how his career went down the tubes. Not an excuse at all, but I still have to wonder how it must feel to have had all the critics love you and think you would be a big star and then....nothing.

FC, I listen to a local radio show and he was on with a friend. The guys literally kicked him out of the studio because he was THAT annoying. At the time I thought it was just an act and I laughed it off.

Then I heard he lied about needing to sell those shirts to keep his house. It wasn't true and many of the people who bought the shirts never received them. It was a publicity stunt.

Then his "sex tape" "somehow" got leaked and they're showing him at porn conventions, etc., being his usual obnoxious self.

I honestly think he's a sociopath. He seems to have no genuine feelings about anything or anyone. 50 people in a room can tell him he's obnoxious, and he will still not believe it. It's somehow "their" problem. I'm sure he loved all the attention he got on CFC and let me tell you, he was BRUTAL to Kimberly. At one time or another someone had to hold a cast member back from clobbering him. Cletus (I still have to look him up. I have no idea who he is) was about to kill him after the whole daughter thing.

I guess there's a psychologist lady on there and she said that he shared with her that he isolated himself from the SBTB cast and that, in general, he does isolate. She begged everyone not to feed into what he was doing to get attention. I think a couple of people said he acted different when the cameras weren't rolling. Either he really is acting up for the camera, or he's faking being a person when the camera isn't rolling.

They gave him chance after chance. They tried compassion. They tried telling him to his face what a fuck-up and a liar he is. They tried EVERYTHING to try to make him a human being. Nothing worked. I've seen not one ounce of a genuine emotion come from him. If it's an act, then he truly is the greatest actor ever.


On another note, get a load of this!:

Swanson Arrested in 'Skating' Love Assault
Allegedly Beat 'Skating With Celebrities' Partner's Ex-Wife
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LOS ANGELES (June 18) -- Kristy Swanson pressed assault charges Sunday against the ex-wife of her companion and former "Skating With Celebrities" partner, Lloyd Eisler, the actress' representative said.

Police took pictures of bruises on her back and other parts of her body to document injuries Swanson claimed she got during a scuffle with Eisler's ex-wife, Marcia O'Brien, on Friday in Canada, said Swanson spokesman Michael Sands.

O'Brien filed a complaint against Swanson first, however. Swanson told People magazine she was arrested Saturday night for allegedly assaulting O'Brien. Swanson, 37, said she was released after posting bail in Kingston, Ontario.

"I had to go the police station where I had an appointment at 9 p.m. to begin the process of being arrested," People quoted her saying on its Web site Sunday.

Sands said Eisler and Swanson were in Kingston to visit Eisler's children and discuss custody with O'Brien.

Kingston Police Sgt. Rick LaBrash declined comment. Attempts to reach O'Brien weren't successful.

Eisler, 44, a former world champion pairs skater, and Swanson met in 2006 while filming "Skating With Celebrities," News Corp.'s Fox network reality series. Eisler left his wife for Swanson, whose film credits include "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and "Ferris Bueller's Day Off."

Found at The Clack House!

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Ken Barnes at USA Today writes in Idol Chatter today:

Carrie -- and Kelly -- go sextuple platinum

It's not often that I get to use the word "sextuple" in a headline -- in fact, by corporate mandate, this may be the last. But it's accurate -- the official RIAA certification press release came out today, and topping a rather short list are Carrie and Kelly, both receiving six-times-platinum awards for their albums Some Hearts and Breakaway.

Unlike some Idol-related certifications, these raise no questions about their legitimacy. Kelly's at 5.8 million or so, and even at her current rate of around 7,000-8,000 sales a week, she should be able to snag those last pesky 200,000 units. (She may even sell more of Breakaway when My December comes out next week.) Carrie's at 5.62 million, but is selling a steady 40,000 a week (more at times), so she should hit 6 million in two-three months at that rate.

What is interesting, though, is that the certifications were announced together, but on the Idol finale, as we recall, Clive Davis made a huge deal about Carrie going six-times-platinum but made no mention of Kelly doing the same, even though both were on the show and Kelly had an imminent new album. It struck me as odd at the time, and now it seems even more oddly discriminatory. In the light of the public dispute between Kelly and her label over the album, it looks like a pat on the head to the "good girl" (noncontroversial Carrie) and a slight to the bad, headstrong one.


<snip mention of getting an advanced copy of Constantine's new album and will write a track-by-track review later this week>




No such luck with Kelly Clarkson, though -- when Edna Gundersen inquired about getting a copy for review, she was told that no advance copies would be supplied. Apparently the powers that be in the Clive Empire are not fond of reviews that appear on the date an album is released. (This has been the case for most Idol albums and selectively applied to others, although it's quite inconsistent. Often it means the label is worried about the album's critical reception.)

Of course, there are ways to sneak a listen (since some of you have already heard the whole album), but we have a policy about reviewing the released product (especially in case they toss in a last-minute track change or two), so looks like the official review won't show up until July 3. If I get a copy and can turn something around, I'll try to write up an unofficial, track-by-track review next week.

I cannot wait to see what Ken has to say! I will bring it here ASAP when I find it!

Ken does seem to go pretty easy on the Idols though.

Well, if Ken goes easy, you know I'll be rooting around for other reviews of His Heinous' album.

"His Henious"!!

I've seen both E!News and ET talk about the Kristy Swason case. I wonder who really started the fight?

I made "His Heinous" up on the spot! If that becomes his new moniker, I'll copyright it!

I'm guessing the wife went physical on Kristy first. Really, that makes the most sense. I don't think Kristy would be stupid enough to be like "I stole your husband and now I'm gonna beat your ass."

I don't know if you all read "gofugyourself.com." They point out celebrities' fashion problems. It's really hysterical.



Daytime Emmy Awards Fug Carpet: ManShirt Mishaps



Now, now, Constantine fans, save yourself the carpel tunnel -- I know y'all love him, and I'm thrilled for him that he's now appearing on The Bold and the Beautiful, which, judging from the clips of it shown during the Emmys, is chockful of Jack Wagner storming into weddings and kidnapping people. But even you must admit that here, he looks like a very Zen headwaiter at a restaurant where you find a lot of hair in your food.